Madlibbin

Oh no! gasped New Daddy. It was 3:35 am and baby was awake for the 19th time today. New Mommy had been tiringly washing the walls, but rushed to check on New Baby. "No, no," said New Daddy, who had been relaxing by playing Solitaire. "I'm always keen to help with the baby. I'll go." New Mommy was ecstatic, since this was only the first time that New Daddy had offered to help. In fact, New Daddy was more inclined to snack on lard fried donuts, while sitting on the hammock, watching Married with Children. New Mommy knew that she should hurriedly accept, because New Daddy might not offer again!