Madlib fun

Man o Days! gasped New Daddy. It was 4 am and baby was awake for the 18th time today. New Mommy had been washing floors, but rushed to check on New Baby. "No, no," said New Daddy, who had been relaxing by dropping clothes pins in a milk bottle. "I'm always thrilled to help with the baby. I'll go." New Mommy was relieved, since this was only the second time that New Daddy had offered to help. In fact, New Daddy was more inclined to snack on sardines in horseradish sauce, while sitting on the vintage flowered setee, watching Three Men and a Baby. New Mommy knew that she should cordially accept, because New Daddy might not offer again!